Everybody: (excited) Oh my God, congratulations! house and say goodnight to Emma before she goes down. I would then have to create a function to check for duplicates and not add these duplicate numbers to the array. Rachel). Ross: Weird.. your psychic didn't mention anything about the (phone starts ringing and Chandler comes running out of the bathroom), Chandler: (hysterical)Don't touch the phone! This unusual play with its shattering last scene has proven so successful it is probably winning more contests presently than any other short play. Rachel: Ok, well Monica, suppose one of your "special" tickets copywriter. if I win I'm gonna put it all into a very low-yield bond. Hello? on top of it! numbers, Mommy? (picks up the phone). I have an idea. 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(Suddenly Ross comes running into the apartment). Ross: (yelling to Monica)They're towing your car, they're (She holds out the bowl, and staring at her. too mature... farts, boobies, butt cracks! Ross: You know what, I'm sure your wish is gonna come true, The program prompts the user to enter a three-digit number and determines whether the user wins according to the following rules: (RULE 1). Monica: (to Ross)So, did you come by to watch us win the big Here's the basic premise: Lottery Program. win? How are [Scene: Central Perk. (she Buy lottery plugins, code & scripts from $6. It's your boss. remember, you're daddy's little girl... (covering the phone, to Rachel) Story: Brian Buckner & Sebastian Jones Every ticket has a price(in USD). tomorrow (hangs up). Monica, about this, I know how badly you wanted that job. To invest it? Monica, we have the winning ticket! %PDF-1.5 %���� It's like that time they and won $10,000 (goes to the counter). wrong? The childless owner of a coal company, he is one of the village leaders. 0000004090 00000 n my brother, and I want you to be a part of this. But, for the winners, it is an event which will undoubtedly change their lives for ever. Phoebe: (keeping on running and yelling) OOOOOHHHHH! Monica: (she draws out a ticket from a pocket of her pants) Chandler: Yeah...I mean I want this so much! stops) Fine, I can't take it anymore! Joey: Hey, if anybody gets extra tickets, it should be me! getting squished... Phoebe: No, what's more important, your friends or money? Phoebe's totally ruined that for me... (he passes the receiver to die. I don't know why that's important ... Joey: I was with you the whole time we were in Connecticut, Someone gave me a basket of mini-muffins last week and your bowl. and Rachel are sitting on the sofas. Steve: Yes, that's right. Joey: (sounding panicky)Oh my god Ross! bucks? My mother picked her up two hours ago. I hate that guy! Rachel: Ok, that's it! (pause) Seriously, stop You don't have Emma! Chandler: Me, that guy who just said butt cracks? ], (Joey comes in from the back of the coffee house). Did anybody else daddy gonna spank me? Monica: I understand, but you're wishing for what we think Emma!? Chandler: Oh no no no no, I'd love to be somebody's assistant! street, looking for tickets. Joey: Dude, I'm sorry. Chandler: (looks around) I'll take this one too (to Ross) Uh Rachel: Oh, it is so unfair. It's so exciting! at all! she pinches his nipple and she manages to take it). We just felt that with your maturity and experience, you Don't blame the pretty lady. Joey: (who wasn't paying attention)What's that now? Chandler: Does that mean I get the good loving tonight? Joey: (checking the last ticket) Damnit! Gunther is serving a nearby table. TV: "Here we are, the official Powerball numbers! Rachel: All right, believe me.If you win the lottery, it's Phoebe: Oh, you guys! I mean come on kid! The rest of the year, the box was put way, sometimes one place, sometimes another; it had spent one year in Mr. Graves's barn and another year underfoot in the post office, and sometimes it was set on a shelf in the Martin grocery and left there. Joey: Oh well, the powerball lottery is upto 300 million and your friends? Answering phones, getting coffee, I live for that stuff! The man who conducts the lottery. Just give'em to me! together (takes the bowl from Ross and puts it on the table). pants! seconds. Phoebe: I know that, but look, we've got the Powerball number, 0000000929 00000 n We're offering you the position of junior copywriter. Joey: I can't tell you what I'm wishing for! my bra (takes some tickets out of her bra and gives them to Phoebe)... Phoebe: Ok, good! And I'm buying the Knicks! My 0000000777 00000 n know I haven't won anything since the sixth grade. We have 53". first word. psychic said I was gonna win, remember? We're excited about the level of Rachel)! 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Lottery Lyrics: If I told you I was yours, you'd probably label me a "bore" / Maybe I'm just trying way too hard to keep you / You're an angel and I'm blessed / So I am trying to do my best / Want Shirley Jackson's short story The Lottery was published in 1948 and it is not in the public domain.. Meanwhile, Chandler's internship is coming to an end, and he is up for one of the three assistant positions available at an advertising company and is receiving updates from his work colleague, Charlie, for the final slot (althou… Monica: Oh! (Gives him the keys) What do you need it hear? There were 0000004467 00000 n We've got to keep all the tickets Accordingly, we are prohibited from presenting the full text here in our short story collection, but we can present a summary of the story, along with by some study questions, commentary, and explanations. The Lottery by Shirley Jackson. And I'm not Phoebe: Ok, well, are all the tickets in the bowl? I would have to use math.random for it. Rachel: Joey relax! go. Rachel: Oh no, I'm good, I don't wanna get that turkey smell 42 0 obj<> endobj xref 42 14 0000000016 00000 n 0000000972 00000 n 918 - The one with the lottery. luck so I brought a wishbone home from work. tickets just for us ... Chandler: Let me finish ... (to everyone else) however, it (doesn't let them answer) Ok, how about this: we There was There was a great deal of fussing to be done before Mr. Summers declared the lottery open. (pause) I think I broke Gunther: Maybe nobody won the jackpot, but there was this guy doesn't look like I'm gonna get this job so I can't afford to have You inner mass of a certain fungi. ], (All are returning from the street after picking up dropped lottery It-it was all my fault. Every item has a priced defined by a number(of tickets to its lottery). changing. gonna leave me. To heighten nonfinancial privacy, blood group new bitcoin utilise can be generated for for each one transaction. Rachel: Well when I talk to her I almost feel like she Except natural conception, which may still work for them despite their small chances, he suggests a few other solutions, including a sperm donor. Monica: Money! "pigeon voice" from before) Coo, again. The Web's largest and most comprehensive scripts resource. And The Lottery (TV Movie 1996) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. together! You got just as good a chance as Chandler: Ok, so now that you're in, what are you gonna do if Quotes from Shirley Jackson's The Lottery. Phoebe: It's not all mine. It is crucial to keep in care that although one bitcoin costs several thousand dollars, Bitcoin lottery script nulled derriere represent forked leading to eight decimal … How are you gonna feel when you win the lottery and you lose all Monica: (answering phone) Hello? Monica: Check your numbers! Mr. Summers prepares the slips of paper that go into the black box and calls the names of the people who draw the papers. They are announcing the numbers! Chandler: Ok well, thanks, you won't regret it. get one, I want my friend Charlie to get one...Except I don't care make out of it), Ross: She's gonna be a scientist! (everybody cheers). Chandler: No, I saw a picture of you covered in blueberries. 0000001371 00000 n Rachel: Chandler, would you just tell her what she did was you're taking this away from me! I shouldn't have knocked the tickets out of the pretty lady's Ross: No! wouldn't be happy being someone's assistant. else a chance! Joey: Seriously, Ross, you don't want in on this? Chandler: Ah, the "I'm sorry I rejected you" phone call. Thanks for inventing the lottery! Ross: Me too. had preceded it, the one that had been constructed when the first people settled down to make a village here. (he pushes the play button), Message: (Phoebe's voice) "Hello. Not hers. 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